Alright, alright, alright.... I'm gonna put my baby's afterbirth under a tree.

The Yahoo! headline reads.....

"McConaughey to plant son's placenta in orchard"

Yeah, that's what it says. I can't even comment on this article other than to say...What the f*&^&^?!?! I say this because this is Matthew's comment from the article:

"It's going to be in the orchards and it's going to bear some wonderful fruit," he says, according to an interview transcript. "When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river ... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous."

I'm glad he did his research on the ACTUAL tribe that he was observing, to at least know their name and all. What an interesting character. Okay, if this "planting" hasn't occurred yet, where is he keeping it? His son is almost a month old. Guess what's in the McConaughey fridge???? Be very careful when you reach for the milk!

You know, it is no wonder why Kathy Griffin is such a success. Look what she has to work with out there!
And once again I go to Youtube for some blog footage. Here is tonight's installment. It says it all.



Happy weekend!